And the Fairy Godmother said "Cinders, you shall go to the Christmas Ball, but you must be home by midnight"
"That's alright" replied Cinderella "That's loads of time to get completely cabbaged"
"Hmm" said the Fairy Godmother "You do know about all about alcoholic units don't you?"
"'Course I do", said Cinderella "One drink equals one unit, right?"
"Oh dear." said the Fairy Godmother. Perhaps you better look at the StudentHealth.co.uk Christmas Special."
Alcohol and drinking - current daily guidelines for sensible drinking 14 units per week for both Men and Women. Refraining on one day should not mean excess on another. If you are pregnant or think you could become pregnant, the safest approach is not to drink alcohol at all.... [More]
Carbon monoxide poisoning Students should be aware of the risks of carbon monoxide poisoning which still claims the lives of up to 50 people per year and injures four times this number. Some people are left with permanent neurological damage. Diagnosis can be difficult, as symptoms are vague and indistinct. They include.... [More]
Meningitis - commonly asked questions What are the symptoms to watch for, with meningitis?
How common is the organism that causes meningitis?
What causes some people to become very ill from this organism?... [More]
Merry Christmas Santa? Around 3.8 million children in the UK hope Santa will visit this year. With an
average of 1.8 children per household that's over 2 million homes for Santa to
visit. Most of these homes will leave a glass of brandy or sherry and a mince pie on the
mantelpiece for Santa.... [More]
Pulling Crackers Feeling lucky this Christmas? Got enough mistletoe to snog Canada? Rehearsed your favourite chat-up lines - "can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?". Then all you need to know is how to put a condom on... [More]
Santa’s reflux oesophagitis After a long night on the town (and country), Santa noticed a burning sensation in the upper abdomen and in the middle of the chest, sometimes up to his throat. It got worse after his evening meal and after bending down and lifting all those presents.... [More]
Santa's Vaccinations T'was the night before Christmas and Santa was checking his route - Europe, the
Americas, Asia, Australasia...then it hit him. "Oh bugger", he said to Rudolph
"I'm going to all these countries and I haven't had me jabs". "... [More]
Student Fire Safety Advice You’re more likely to be preoccupied with new timetables and getting
reacquainted with mates and the student union than worrying about domestic
duties such as cleaning rotas, bills or crucially, fire safety.... [More]