T'was the night before Christmas and Santa was checking his route - Europe, the
Americas, Asia, Australasia...then it hit him. "Oh bugger", he said to Rudolph
"I'm going to all these countries and I haven't had me jabs". "Don't blame me,"
replied Rudolph "I told you to ring MASTA and find out what jabs we need".
"When?" demanded Santa. "That year when my nose went red after that swim in lake
Malawi" replied Rudolph.
"I thought your nose went red because you got embarrassed when I braked suddenly
and Blitzen's head went right up your..."
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